Sailing Through Fiction

Apr 21
lyssalovescookies:

flailmorpho:

wastelandbabe:

lowbutt:

MY SCIENCE TEACHER CAUGHT THE TABLE ON FIRE AND HES JUST STARING AT IT

I LOVE SCIENCE TEACHERS

I’M SORRY BUT HOW BADLY DID HE FUCK UP READING HIS CALIPER?


#my environmental science teacher was demonstrating how pumice can float#so she just went around the room dropping them into people’s water bottles#but one of them didn’t float#so then she lit a match and dropped it into the bottle#and it blew up#that’s how we found out that the kid was drinking alcohol at school x
Apr 20

Shinies for Trade

NICKNAMABLE:

-Spritzee, female, lvl 14, naive, “healer” ability
-Nosepass, male, lvl 10, mild, “sturdy” ability
-Zigzagoon, female, lvl 13, docile, “gluttony” ability (ALREADY NICKNAMED BUT IS NICKNAMABLE)  TRADED

NOT NICKNAMABLE:

-Raichu (evolved from event shiny Pichu), male, lvl 51, jolly, “static” ability
-Sylveon, male, lvl 15, brave, “cute charm” ability (not Kalos born)
-Mienshao, male, lvl 50, timid, “regenerator” ability (not Kalos born)

Below are the shinies I’m looking for. Keep in mind that I will only accept nicknamable pokemon for my own nicknamables.
-Poochyena
-Froakie
-Dedenne
-Charmander
-Ponyta

I’m open to offers! My friend code is 3738-0211-9052, so even if you don’t have anything good, feel free to reply with your friend code. I can always use more friend safaris (:

Apr 20
thecrowmaiden:

I didn’t know that The Simpsons did a One Piece crossover.

thecrowmaiden:

I didn’t know that The Simpsons did a One Piece crossover.

Apr 20

holothewolf-x:

SHINY POKEMON DAILY GIVEAWAY #22 4/20/14

Todays giveaway is a Lopunny! Its easter today so this was just about the most easter themed pokemon I could think of. I thought about giving away a shiny Blissey which I might do tomorrow but Lopunny is a bunny and that seems more eastery.

RULES: You DO NOT need to be following me to win. Please only reblog once. Full list of rules and past giveaway found HERE

REBLOG= 1 ENTRY

LIKE= 1 ENTRY

REBLOG+LIKE+FOLLOWING ME= Bonus shiny eevee if you win ^^

Once again you do not need to be following me to win but if you are when the winner is chosen you will also win a shiny eevee in addition to the pokemon shown above.

Apr 20
Apr 20

Anonymous asked: Kinda wanna meet luffy's mom but also kinda not because of hxh like how Gon treats Mito-san thats so beautiful like Shes his only mom and i kinda want luffy to do the same for Dadan lol

furanky:

i don’t think luffy would give two shits honestly like when he found out about dragon

"oh i have a dad? lol whatever why would you tell me that i literally dont care"

99% chance Luffy’s mom is already dead, fuck, everyone in this damn show has dead moms.

Apr 20
Apr 20

officialcrow:

beinggayisreallyexpensive:

sh1re:

happy easter

xoxo god bless

i hope theres a hell big enough

Apr 20

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

Apr 20